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quote: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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quote: I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
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quote: I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, Steven, time to go to sleep. I said, But I dont know how. She said, Its real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left. So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosit
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quote: I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out
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quote: I have the worlds largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world.... Perhaps youve seen it.
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quote: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. The harmonica sounds ‘amazing.’
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quote: I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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quote: I put tape on my mirrors at my house so I wont accidentally walk through them into another dimension.
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quote: I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time.
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quote: I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone.
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